Wet Willie of the Damned [Unhinged]

Wet Willie of the Damned [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Sorcery Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B}{B} Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."

A pretty little death is still death

and he was five feet long from tongue to tail

Set: Deckmasters Type: Creature — Human Cleric Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} {R}: Storm Shaman gets +1/+0 until end of turn

Time doesn't move at all

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {4} Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped

Set: Amonkhet Type: Sorcery Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{R} As an additional cost to cast this spell

"Nature is a wonderful engineer but works far too slowly for my tastes

Set: Duels of the Planeswalkers Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Common Cost: {B} Enchant creature

"When the wielder is strong enough

Set: EX: Dragon Type: Lightning Rarity: Holo Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

they protect the Grand Arbiter from exposure to contrary points of view

Set: Aether Revolt Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{U}{U} Counter target spell