Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from watermarks") [Unstable]

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from watermarks") [Unstable]Set: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the tea cozy."

Set: Commander 2013 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {4} Whenever you gain life

piercing and true

Set: New Phyrexia Type: Creature — Phyrexian Boar Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} First strike

Set: Magic 2014 Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W} Choose a color

Ghor-Clan chieftain

That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Dungeon Geists

Set: Magic Origins Type: Creature — Human Knight Rarity: Rare Cost: {W}{W} First strike

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Creature — Goblin Warrior Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R}{R} When Beetleback Chief enters the battlefield

Set: Born of the Gods Type: Creature — Satyr Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{R} {R}

Set: Conspiracy: Take the Crown Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{U}{U} Before you shuffle your deck to start the game

like lightning striking the same place twice

Hopes follow the tides